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Someone was missing out. Or something. There was so much liquor I can’t even think straight. Thankfully the world isn’t spinning but I’m fairly sure for Aaron the world is spinning the hell out. Hoping to hell that tomorrow won’t be so bad. Like, get a hold of ourselves and not drink ourselves to silliness. Or something. Always fun to watch Aaron get fucked up. Amusing stuff. I know it sounded amusing over the phone. I think. Here’s to tomorrow in an attempt to fuck him over while I stay sober.

The gist of why I have rarely if ever post anything while I’m back home, in list form; Read More »

The house I live in now has central heating with vents coming out the ceiling. That’s all fine and dandy, it keeps me warm if I stay close to the duct. The last house I lived in though, was much better. The vents were on the floor. Aside from the fact that hot air rises, them being mounted on the floor proved very useful for a trick I used to do.

On absolutely fucking cold days, my pants would be cold too. Like cold I wouldn’t want to stick my leg down my pants leg cold. So I’d just dangle the pants over the vent and let the hot air blow through the pants legs. Instant warm pants. Then I’d jut stand over vent and let the warm air rises up the pants legs into my crotch.

Awesome warm stuff. Now? I gotta use my hair dryer.

Would you like to know what’s worse than 3 hours of lectures?
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Lots of shit went down. I can’t be arsed to give a full chronological rundown of what went down; I do expect that along the way I will fully explain what went on and in all likeliness, unintentionally do it chronologically.

*(This post has neither pictures nor video)

The gist of it is that Raimi and Gan popped into town, and we did what we could to show them a good time in Melbourne. Read More »

Lots of shit went down. I can’t be arsed to give a full chronological rundown of what went down; I do expect that along the way I will fully explain what went on and in all likeliness, unintentionally do it chronologically.

*(This post has pictures)

The gist of it is that Raimi and Gan popped into town, and we did what we could to show them a good time in Melbourne. Read More »

Lots of shit went down. I can’t be arsed to give a full chronological rundown of what went down; I do expect that along the way I will fully explain what went on and in all likeliness, unintentionally do it chronologically.

*(This post has a video)

The gist of it is that Raimi and Gan popped into town, and we did what we could to show them a good time in Melbourne. Read More »

To be lazy, I’m posting two videos. Read More »

I by no means think I am a genius. I do believe I am of some intelligence, possibly of supersmart proportions.
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You know what feels funny? Actually I’m sure you do.

It’s that funny feeling down your arm after you’ve been sleeping on it all night. When I got up this morning I could feel the pins-and-needles setting in, but it was really no comparison to not being able to feel anything with my arm. Putting my hands together to do a stretch felt like holding on to a rubber chicken and stretching it.

Really not all that pleasant considering the rubber chicken is my arm. Fairly sure I could slap myself and only feel it on one side, which sounds like a plus. Oh wait no, feeling’s come back to my arm.